In June 2011, an Anchorage, Alaska man, Byron Syvinski, punched a seven year-old girl unconscious when she refused to give him her bike, which he then stole after she hit the ground. Syvinski claimed to be high on bath salts at the time, but tests following his arrest revealed no such contamination.
Syvinski, found guilty on July 26th, now faces 41 one years in jail. He will be sentenced October 26.
Indeed, Syvinski faces 41 years of jail time, but one must wonder if he'll serve 41 days once his fellow inmates discover his crimes. If there's one thing gen-pop doesn't appreciate it's big, tough guys who hurt children.
I can't imagine they'll laud him for stealing a little girl's bike, either.
So, we wish a pleasant journey to Byron Syvinski. His stay in state custody is sure to be short and wholly unpleasant. No protective custody, please, warden. Let's see how strong our man Byron is when he's not hopped up on mythical drugs du jour, his opponent isn't in pigtails, and the getaway vehicle doesn't have handlebar streamers and a banana seat.
For more on this story, click here: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/26/man-guilty-punching-7-year-old-in-head-stealing-her-bike/
Bio: Ryan Lake always has an eye on crime and pop culture and is usually appalled by both.
Syvinski, found guilty on July 26th, now faces 41 one years in jail. He will be sentenced October 26.
Indeed, Syvinski faces 41 years of jail time, but one must wonder if he'll serve 41 days once his fellow inmates discover his crimes. If there's one thing gen-pop doesn't appreciate it's big, tough guys who hurt children.
I can't imagine they'll laud him for stealing a little girl's bike, either.
So, we wish a pleasant journey to Byron Syvinski. His stay in state custody is sure to be short and wholly unpleasant. No protective custody, please, warden. Let's see how strong our man Byron is when he's not hopped up on mythical drugs du jour, his opponent isn't in pigtails, and the getaway vehicle doesn't have handlebar streamers and a banana seat.
For more on this story, click here: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/26/man-guilty-punching-7-year-old-in-head-stealing-her-bike/
Bio: Ryan Lake always has an eye on crime and pop culture and is usually appalled by both.
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